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This amusing bot will post scans from old joke & novelty catalogs, creating much merriment.

It goes without saying that I'm not selling any of these items, although many of them are still for sale.

Content Warning : Many of these old novelties will involve tobacco products in some way.

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Heritagenik, yobbo.

Intern at Dark Heart of Gradual Reform. All punked up on jupiter oil, rolling fifty deep.

At night, rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light.

There is no ethical word processing under capitalism.
He/him

:redpanda4: :gregthestopsign: :BlobCatBeretBlack:

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"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an information highway but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko

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Lynn Becker is a retired Apple support technician, writer on architecture, long-time Chicago-based activist, one-time aldermanic candidate. Photographer with a promiscuous shutter.
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Active in The Coalition to Get Mars to Again Produce Milky Way Dark Minis.

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