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(They/them) I’m a middle aged Oregon native, almost geologist, #lego enthusiast, soap box hero, who lurks more than toots.

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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#librarian, world traveler, mom to 2 #dachshunds Gertie & Bucky, and 3 #cats Zoie, Pippin, & Brienne. interests include #UrbanPlanning, #PublicTransit, and #archeology, particularly the #neolithic. Mansplainers will be blocked!

#BlackLivesMatter #AccessibilityMatters I support and stand with my #LGBTQIA+ friends and family.

Motivational Nutritionist

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Formerly DrOinFL. Retired English professor, Gen Xer, thankfully back on the Left Coast. Cats, funny memes, Star Trek, literature, US/UK/Commonwealth politics, Japanophile, PNW news, travel, landscape art/photography, vegan Ⓥ, medical cannabis user 𖠞༄. Can be sarcastic/snarky. LGBTQ+ Ally and friend of all decent human beings.

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Mostly shitposting, republishing '90s memes, and boosting other people's stuff.
I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at Beige.Party since 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse since April 2023.)

Banner: Group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.

Avatar image: British director, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)
#JustMyToots: https://justmytoots.com/@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

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MastoFeed is the easiest way to automate sending your RSS Feeds to your Mastodon account.

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I started in tech at elementary school operating mimeograph machines. Every job since has been a pale copy.

My career focused on high-reliability computing where mistakes cost lives. I once led a software team that had four major releases in two years with zero customer-reported defects. Impossible? I haven't bribed you yet.

In retirement I continue to destroy others' software by just using it. Latent bugs find me. One guy called me a "software assassin." He later became a missing person.

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Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch

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