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Don't have a lasagna maaaaan.

Animation:
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin.

Take off, eh!

Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.

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Moved from @kronethjort
Hobbyist

No War but Class War! Free Palestine! Trans Rights are Human Rights! Fuck ICE! ACAB!
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio

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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot

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The views expressed here reflect the opinions of my previous employers and their spouses.

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software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person

posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, & pets

PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background

banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background

@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry

#nobot #noAI #noBridge

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:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
See Pinned For Bio

Do not direct message me unless I know you.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.

Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.

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Né en 1981 (vieux)
Genre de prof mais pas vraiment (mystérieux)
Père de 2 enfants (boulot)
J'aime les images (iconique)

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Making many mistakes.

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👨🏻‍💻 web dev / #meme inspector / #shitpost enjoyer / frequent faver / elephant fresh

#ROC #memes #shitposter #WebDeveloper #botAlly #fedi22

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Jason the Average ®️💜💛🤍🖤

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