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Transgender and queer news and resources curated by Jack Molay. Link≠endorsement.

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I started out as @monkeyninja and eventually decided I wanted to run my own Mastodon instance, so here we are. I'm a dad, devoted husband to @oceanic, DevOps Engineer turned DevOps Manager, GenX geek, #ActuallyAutistic, #Jewish and wishing Israel would just stop fucking murdering people for like 30 seconds. I write about navigating life in #chronicpain, #technology, #bigotry, #ttrpg, #politics, and occasionally I'll share some of my #recipes.

My kiddo is "The Zergling." I want them to have anonymity and I want them to feel that if what they were assigned at birth doesn't fit as they get older that they have choices. So until they're old enough to decide who they are and the extent they want their life online, you'll never see me post a photo of them and unless I slip up, you'll never see me post their gender.

Profile photo is of me, cisgender white guy, wearing sunglasses and a black t-shirt that reads "Hilarious joke from film and or television show of which we're both familiar," sipping tea out of a white tea cup.

Header is a clip from the comic "Crow Time" by Secondlina_Isa. It is a white background with a cartoon pigeon in the center, its head poking through the middle of a slice of toast with the caption "Existential Bread" on it.
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If you're wondering how my bio got so long and you run your own instance, edit /app/models/account.rb and set the NOTE_LENGTH_LIMIT variable to be whatever you want.

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Marito e padre. Linguist @ Radboud Universiteit. Lezer. Neerlandicus. Editor Journal of Linguistics. Prezidanto de Esperanto Nederland kaj membro de la Akademio de Esperanto. פארװאלטונג פון דער יידישער לעקסיקאגראפיע־פאנדאציע אמסטערדאם. Erelid van de Maatschappij der Nederlandse Letterkunde (Leiden) en de Koninklijke Academie voor Taal en Letteren (Gent). Embedded wetenschapscommunicator.

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Free, private, open source office suite by @tdforg and a worldwide community. LibreOffice was based on OpenOffice. #foss #opensource

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journalist @ NOS

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Staatssecretaris van Economische Zaken – Digitale
economie en soevereiniteit | Redactie door het ministerie van Economische Zaken en Klimaat

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:whyfox: The official unofficial :ruby: #RubyLang #conference #guestbook for why’s Poignant Guide to #Ruby—now with more foxes and 🥓 chunky bacon.

Where :ruby: #Rubyists scribble, foxes frolic, and code is never quite what you expect.

“Why so poignant? Why so chunky? Why not?”

(Not affiliated with _why the lucky stiff, but inspired by his whimsy and code poetry)

#WhyTheLuckyStiff #ChunkyBacon #Ruby #Rails #RubyOnRails #RubyConference #RubyConf #WhysPoignantGuideToRuby

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